The legendary artistes of Sum 41 have a new fecal offering for the world, titled All the Good Shit. The best-of album contains fourteen tracks, compiling all of the Hot Topic punks’ hits to date, plus thirteen other songs.

But before you pre-order the album or start camping outside your local mall to pay 18 bucks for it, we at O&B have figured out a way for you to get the album for free. And, get this, it’s totally legal (we think).

1) Take a blank CD from your roommate’s spindle (OK, stealing from your roommate may not be legal, so get permission or just don’t tell him).
2) Using a Sharpie (purple or red might be fun), write this on the CD: Sum 41 All the Good Shit.
3) Draw a shape that resembles a pile of shit.
4) Draw squiggly lines emanating from the shit to show that it’s a particularly stinky pile.
5) Insert into CD player and computer and watch as neither knows what to do with the blank CD.
6) Now throw it away (it’s not a waste; remember it was your roommate’s CD). You don’t want guests to mistakenly think you like Sum 41.

It’s that easy! Be sure to check back with us next week, when we’ll show you how in just 2 to 12 hours you can make a Dashboard Confessional greatest hits album by eating a burrito!